Motorcycling through hard times!!!

#1 )Check your tire pressure often . More often than not, when people complain about how their bike’s handling….. before you adjust any knobs on your super expensive suspensions….. check the tire pressure!!. You might be surprise how simply just add or reduce psi can make a difference.

#2) If you can’t afford a ticket, don’t get one…. Let’s all think before we throw our leg over our machines..if we have insurance? .Can we afford to crash? Thereare soooo many people crashed this season it’s not even funny. And sooo many with tickets and court dates, hospital bills that costs thousands of $. Mind as well throw our hard earned money away .

Not to mention sh*t loads of money trying to fix our bikes. The cops are cracking down on sport riders like it’s a steady flow of revenue for our government. I think we are as a community should remind ourselves and our friends very day . A simple “hey..don’t be a D*3k when you ride in traffic ,OK”  will do.

#3) Caution!! Motorcycle is not for stupid person (natural selection).

#4)Learn how to brake properly. If  half of us spend more time practicing braking than we spending twisting that throttle …we all would be that much better riders. Because 5 feet CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE!

#5) Do we need to say it?!   Wear your gear!

#6) You WILL go down! ( It’s not a question of if, it’s just the matter of when)

#7) You WILL get cut off at least 3 times a day ( I think it’s a State law) As my friend Wayne puts it. Get old-moved to Florida-buy a big ass car-drive real slow-and try to kill as many bikers as possible.

#8)You Don’t own the road. And you are NOT the baddest thing on the road either.

#9) Take it to the track.

#10) And NO……, you are NOT the next Ben Spies!

#11) There will always be someone faster than you! ( younger, cooler and better looking)(and at the same time,slower,older,nerdier and weirder looking)

#12) If you ride a sport bike and don’t know who Valentino Rossi is…….well ,I don’t know what to say to that. Is like, you like basket ball and never heard of Michael Jordan , like boxing and don’t know Mohammad Ali, soccer-David Beckham, Transformers-Magan Fox or Christian-Jesus!

#13) Extended swingarms??? (on the street)……..WHY???!

#14) If you are a NEW rider, and thinking about getting one of those cool , bad ass, chicks dig it 1000cc. bikes that can go so fast that you can almost see God. Plase do yourself a favor…. just get TWO 500cc. bikes.!!!

#15) You know those cool after market blingy stuffs , awesome spiky things you can put on your bike and amazing paint job with the gold flake and all the detail little skulls in the paint….. ALL CRAP , if you can’t ride! I think that all the money spent on them, you can get a nice sticky set of tires, set up your suspensions and have good brakes.

#16) Actually the 1000cc . bikes are pretty cool. All the horse power and not to mention new technologies like traction control that allows you to open the throttle a little earlier and harder in the corner , make you feel good and more confident up until a little 12 year old kid on a 125 stuffed you on the inside of turn one @ Jennings gp.

#17) You are NOT crazy  to ride a motorcycle!

#18) A motorcycle don’t kill people. People may kill themselves on a motorcycle.

#19) Motorcycle is not a cult , or a fashion statement, or an extension of your…. ego ,or some thing you get when you have midlife crises.  You don’t have to ride the same brands, you don’t need a bandanna or leather vest or even the ” live to ride” tattoos ( for most of us is” live to ride on the weekends” tat).

#20) We love the “LOOK OUT FOR MOTORCYCLE” bumper stickers, don’t we?  Very excellent campaign for motorcyclists . But, why are we still get cut off by one of those  all the time??. Maybe I didn’t look close enough at it . Maybe it said ” LOOK OUT FOR MOTORCYCLE !…AND THEN CUT THEM OFF”.